I wish I could grow a beard. I’d shave my head so I could look like this.
I’m pretty sure this man is a witch.
Omfg that is so cool.
Reblogging again because daymn.
on a journey.
[looks fondly at character]
ah, there he is. that motherfucker. what a tool
looking for: someone with a lot of money whose parents are nagging them to get married but they dont want that kind of emotional commitment. i will be your spouse and you can cheat on me whenever you want i dont even care. you can have an orgy in our bedroom. just leave me your credit card and buy me a corvette. i feel like this is a fair transaction.
a lot of people have been adding comments in the tag on this post saying “YEAH BUT NOT A CORVETTE” and i think you’re all missing the point here. its not about the type of car, ya dingdongs, its about the AMOUNT of car. the amount of car should be equal to a credit card with no limit. that is a lot of car.